Happy Tuesday! It’s time for another edition of Tuesday Topics. This week’s Tuesday Topic: Free topic! Remember to link-up with Kim and Zenaida and the bottom of this post.
This week we have a free topic. As today is National Knock Knock Joke Day, I thought I would share some of my favorite knock knock jokes. The world feels extremely heavy right now, so I just want to do my part to share some laughter. Of course knock knock jokes are notoriously corny, but that also makes them so funny, lol.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
They sure do!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.
Tell Me: Do you have a favorite knock knock joke?
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
Hahaha that’s a good one!
Thanks Kim and Wendy.
I needed this.
Happy to bring some smiles 🙂
Great idea, Kim!
Here’s one a runner can appreciate:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!
xxooxx
Hahaha that’s a great one, I’ve never heard that one before!
All these are hilarious!! Thanks, all!
I’m glad you liked them all!
Thanks for the smile today. It sure has been a rough few weeks all around
Right? It really feels like the world has been on fire with so much sadness and tragedies lately 🙁
Thanks! These are great and I laughed at each one. Most of them I’ve heard heard of them.
Happy to provide a few laughs!